Monday, December 19, 2011

#45 - Gene Snitsky


Gene Snitsky was very much pro choice; but it wasn't his fault. Besides a well cultivated physique (the severe bacne was a coincidence), Snitsky also had one of the best set of teeth this side of Captain Lou Albano. Add in his propensity for knocking over pregnant women and you have a star on your hands.

Sntisky's star may not have burnt as long as others, but it wasn't his fault. It's pretty much a known fact that Snitsky was set to star in The Chaperone but Triple H was adamant that Snitsky was going to become a far larger star than he himself was and he couldn't live with it so he made Snitsky's life a living hell. Which, as you can see, is was not his fault.

As a compromise he was offered to star in The Marine, but he felt that was going to be really dumb so he decided to leave the WWE instead. He now resides in Parts Unknown, living in a nice little Colonial adjacent from the Ultimate Warrior. Rumor has it the two men walk their dogs together.

Snitsky could have been higher then #45, but it isn't his fault.

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