Saturday, December 17, 2011

#47 - Ludvig Borga


Thanks to the passing fad that is MMA, many people are now equating bad ass with anyone from Brazil. Between their Muay Thai and Jiu-Jitsu, Brazilians have the mixed martial arts market monopolized. Guys with last names as first names like Anderson Silva are among the most bad ass fighters in the world, so much so that history tends to forget that a mere 20 years ago the most bad ass man in the world hailed from Finland.

Yes, Ludvid Borga was a bad ass. From his creative ring attire, which somehow had stir-ups criss-crossing his chest and a bad ass Finish flag over his naval, extending into his pubes to his intimidating facial expressions (as noted above), Ludvig Borga transcended badassdom. In fact, his name was so bad ass you can't just say his first or last name; he is only Ludvig Borga damnit.

After coming to America he became disgusted with our pollution and wonky two party system. He went to change all that by targeting the biggest patriot in wrestling in that time. Of course I am talking about Lex Luger. After sufficiently humbling the Lex Express, Ludvig Borga had accomplished everything he needed in the squared circle, so he promptly left the WWF, became an American mixed martial artist and subsequently died.

Still, pretty bad ass.

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